Let's be real for a second. We need to talk about D-Wave Quantum (QBTS).
I’ve been watching this stock chart, and I feel like I’m losing my mind. A 3,000% gain in a year. A stock that was trading for less than a dollar is now hitting nearly $40. The volume is insane, the options market is a frenzy, and every headline screams "QUANTUM REVOLUTION!"
It’s the kind of story that makes you feel like an idiot for not getting in on the ground floor. You see that flashing green line go vertical, and the FOMO kicks in so hard it feels like a physical illness. You imagine the guy who threw a thousand bucks at it a year ago and is now sitting on over $30,000. But then you look at the actual company, and the feeling changes from FOMO to a deep, primal confusion.
Because when you peel back the hype, what you’re left with is a company with a $12 billion price tag that brought in a measly $3.1 million in revenue last quarter.
This is a bad idea. No, 'bad' doesn't cover it—this is a five-alarm dumpster fire of speculative mania.
The Quantum Lotto Ticket
A $12 billion valuation. Let that sink in. That’s more than a lot of real, profitable companies with actual products people use every day. D-Wave, on the other hand, is trading at something like 400 times its annual sales. Not earnings. Sales.
Their net loss in the second quarter was a staggering $167 million. Offcourse, some of that is accounting magic tied to warrants, but even the adjusted loss is in the tens of millions. They are burning cash like it’s their job, which, I guess, it is. The whole thing reminds me of the dot-com bubble, where companies with a cool-sounding name and a vague plan to sell dog food online were worth more than Ford. We all know how that ended.
D-Wave is basically a science project with a stock ticker attached. A very, very expensive one. The market has priced this thing not for what it is, but for what it might be in a perfect future where quantum computing solves all the world's problems. It’s like valuing the blueprint for a skyscraper as if the building were already built, fully leased, and spitting out cash.
So why the hell is Wall Street playing along? Eleven analysts have a "Buy" rating on this thing. B. Riley just slapped a $33 price target on it. Are these people seeing something I’m not? Or are they just caught up in the same gold rush, hoping to ride the wave before it inevitably crashes? What happens when the music stops and the bill for those nine-figure quarterly losses comes due?

PR Stunts Don't Pay the Bills
The bulls will point to the "breakthroughs." And to be fair, the tech is fascinating. They launched their new 5,000+ qubit machine, Advantage2. They’ve got partnerships with NASA and Nikon. Cool.
The big headline-grabber was the pilot project with the North Wales Police. D-Wave’s quantum hybrid solver apparently cut the time it took to plan emergency vehicle deployment from "four months to four minutes." CEO Alan Baratz hailed it as proof of "real-world potential." My cynical translation: "Hey, look! We found a shiny object to dangle in front of you while we burn through another hundred million dollars!"
It’s a fantastic piece of PR. It makes for a great headline. But is it a business model? How many police departments are lining up to pay for this service? How much would they even pay? Enough to justify a $12 billion valuation? Give me a break. A single, flashy proof-of-concept ain't a business.
And while everyone is losing their minds buying the stock, let's look at what the insiders are doing. The CFO, John Markovich, dumped 100,000 shares for $1.8 million. Director Rohit Ghai sold off over 17% of his holdings. When the people who actually run the company are cashing out their chips, that tells you something. It tells you they’re smart enough to take the money when the market is dumb enough to offer it.
Meanwhile, Zacks Research, one of the few voices of sanity in this whole mess, just issued a D-Wave Quantum (NYSE:QBTS) Downgraded to "Strong Sell" Rating by Zacks Research. They’re looking at the same numbers I am and coming to the only logical conclusion. The analysts calling this a 'Buy' at $35 a share are either geniuses or... well, let's just leave it at that.
Then again, maybe I'm the crazy one here. Maybe this time it's different. But history has a funny way of repeating itself, and a 3,000% run-up on a company with virtually no revenue usually ends one way. And it's not with everyone getting rich.
A Rocket Ship Fueled by Hope
Look, I get it. Quantum computing is the future. It’s revolutionary. It could change everything. But D-Wave's stock isn't a reflection of that reality; it's a reflection of pure, unadulterated speculation. People aren't investing in a business; they're buying a lottery ticket with a QBTS ticker symbol.
The company itself seized the opportunity, raising $400 million by selling more shares into the frenzy. Smart move for them, as it gives them a few more years of runway to keep the science project going. But for investors buying at these nosebleed levels? You're paying for a dream. A dream that is years, if not decades, away from becoming a profitable reality.
This is not investing. This is a casino, and the house always wins. The tech is cool, the story is compelling, but the stock is a fantasy. Tread carefully, because when a rocket is fueled by nothing but hope, it doesn't just come back to Earth. It burns up on re-entry.